My Cat's Virginity Memorial Freeway

My Cat's Virginity Memorial Freeway, officially signed as Highway 1928321128802910035648199376963820113 and the N|gga Gay Balls Mart Parking Lot Wheelchair Ramp #2 formerly known as the David "So I Grabbed My Cock To Hold It Out To Take A Piss, And It Felt So Good When I Grasped Onto It That I Ejaculated All Over The Toilet" C. Johnson Memorial Freeway is a heavily traveled 39.3-mile freeway in Jerkistan, connecting New Cumsock City and Shit Island.

History
My Cat's Virginity Memorial Freeway was originally built in 2010 as David "So I Grabbed My Cock To Hold It Out To Take A Piss, And It Felt So Good When I Grasped Onto It That I Ejaculated All Over The Toilet" C. Johnson Memorial Freeway, named after the man who grabbed his dick SO HARD that he came all over his toilet and died in 2010 after after masturbating to Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents for 9 hours straight. In 2021, the freeway was renamed to My Cat's Virginity Memorial Freeway memoriam of my cat's virginity, which he lost to a folded blanket on the couch. LOL HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BALLS LOLLLLLL!!!

Route
The freeway consists of Highway 1928321128802910035648199376963820113 and a wheelchair ramp at a N|gga Gay Balls Mart parking lot near the eastern end in New Cumsock City.

The route is as follows:


 * Western terminus in Shit Island
 * Alexander "Please Don't Shoot Me, I Have A Family" Rotella Memorial Bridge from Shit Island over the Piss Sea
 * Interchange in Fuckinghamshire
 * Literally straight through Bill's house 😂😂😂😂😂😂
 * Past the Toilet Seat For Your Car® factory
 * Interchange in Pissing Tree Town
 * Through your mom's asscrack
 * Interchange in Pumpkin Ass
 * Eastern terminus in New Cumsock City