Jerkistan

The Idiotic Republic of Jerkistan, simply known as Jerkistan, is the world's greatest country, bordering in the Democratic Republic of the Poop to the north, Crapistan to the east, Catistan to the south, and the Specific Ocean to the West. It has a population of 97,001,721 as of literally this second and a total area of... well, let's just say I was too lazy to figure that out. The official language is Jerkistani, a dialect of English that makes you look more of an asshole. The current president is Boe Jiden, who won the rap battle against Tronald Dump in 2020.

History
Jerkistan was founded in 1785 by retarded British white man Dick Cummingham, who dreamed of founding a republic based on Idiocracy, and ideology where, to put it in the simplest way, you're a fucking dumbass.