TOP 10 ROBLOX ITEMS THAT MAKE ME SHIT MY PANTS AND CRY

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NUMBER 10: NINJA ANIMATION

This one certainly is not the worst on the list and I guess it's not too bad overall, but it's primarily used by retarded ass anime Jojo Naruto DIoOoOO ORA ORA BAKA OWA OWA ZEROTWO NANI NANI REEEEEEEEEE kids that get  bullied in school for having 50 pousds of Pokemon keychains on their backpack. Not to mention that I bet 1 trillion good boy points that everyone that uses that animation fucking runs like that in real life and saying the same five fucking Jojo references is their personality. Now you probably have the idea that I'm going to be leaning my opinion towards how the person witht he item equipped acts rather than how I think the item looks on most of these entries.

NUMBER 9: WOMAN FACE

The Woman Face is fucking ugly and it's used by haha funny Flamingo Albert yo tengo E kids and noodle hairs with that ugly cyan shirt and jean shorts or ginger bitches that have the Lil Nas X hat, Roblox jacket, and black jeans that fucking follow you everywhere and stare at you but don't say anything. Now I'm not going to be mad at them because these kids are most likely some Brazilian or Arabic girls on their mom's greasy cracked iPad, but the face is ugly and it sucks and I want to punch it until it becomes just a red decal you can apply to your head.

NUMBER 8: GINGER HAIR

You remember the ginger Lil Nas X Roblox jacket girls I described above? Unless you're a grandpa with Alzheimer's, of course you remember, so I won't have to go over everything again about how they're just retarded kids. But it's ugly hair and the name is probably stupid and I can't remember it. I think it was something like Queen Princess Senator Minister President King of De Las El San Saint New Lancastershireshirevilletown Valley County City or some shit.

NUMBER 7: HEDGEHOG HAIR

Any hair that looks like it belongs on Sonic's long lost cousins, such as the Beautiful Black hair for Ugly White People (or whatever it's called), makes you look like an incapable retard that cant turn their fan on that sleeps with a North Face Antarctic expedition coat with the hood on so when you wake up your hair looks like the Amazon Rainforest and smells like the Pacific Ocean after I jack off to hot gay Minecraft Steve X Creeper sex and ejaculate 1 trillion gallons of cum into it. Also, the people who use this hair are the "mic up cuh" Rogangsters in Dollhouse Roleplay or the "BAHAHAHA BESTIE" CNPs in Ragdoll Engine.

NUMBER 6: OWO MASK

If you have the OwO mask, first of all, fuck you lmao, second, you're either:

- A whore with the oldschool animation that says I- for no fucking reason like it's a tic

- A Bloxburg Mom and Adopt Me scammer with blonde hair and the stupid fucking squiggle face

- An xXFaZeDragonGamerProJake_YTXx kid that says "didn't ask" after you give an answer to a question he asks

Honestly, it looks stupid. These UwU kawaii bullshit masks are cringe and the people who use them even more so.

NUMBER 5: ANY RTHRO ITEMS

Now I'm a bit divided on this one, since there are some cool Rthro packages, such as the Buff Noob, Ud'zal, Davy Bazooka, etc., but then there are those free ones that provide Flamingo fans more cringe points so they can keep saying "E" in 2021 and go around wearing Coca-Cola t-shirts. Secondly, those Arabic kids also get some even ugly faces; the Knights of Daniel Radcliffe and the Beatrice of the Sperm Basin or whatever they're called. Also, don't forget that Roblox is spreading this Rthro bs like North Korean propaganda and is tubefeeding it up our asses. So yeah, I'll put this one at number 5 in the middle but slightly closer to the bottom.

NUMBER 4: ODER ITEMS

The only people that are mentally retarded enough to uses these oder items in year fucking 2021 are those xXFaZeDragonGamerProJake_YTXx and xXUnicornKittyGirl2011Xx kids that name themselves Jake/hot/cool/rich and Emily/wolf/half demon/half angel in Adopt and Raise. These "oder items" include the Beautiful Black Hair, the paper boat thing, the Christmas wreath, that god damn stupid fucking Err Face, Adidas clothes, and the sword pack. People with these items usually try to act tough but report you for bullying after you call their precious little pixels "ugly".

NUMBER 3: STITCHFACE

Listen up faggots, there's one fucking reason you should have this face and it's not so you can try to "look cool" but rather shut the fuck up because your mouth is stitched up and I'm not supposed to hear you go "BAHAHAHA BESTIE I- LMAOASDFGHJ" repeatedly on Ragdoll Engine. There are also guys who have this but they are usually half the age of the girls that use it.

NUMBER 2: OLDSCHOOL ANIMATION

I swear to god I fucking hate this animation, specifically the walk and idle. The walk looks like a crusty old Vietnam war veteran with a spine weaker than a strand of uncooked spaghetti with 50 gallons of shit in his pants and the idle looks like a pedophile looking at some great 9 year old asses in the middle of a public place or a soccer mom trying to find her minivan in sea of them at a Costco parking lot. The people that use this animation are, what a fucking surprise, the girls that say "oop" and "I-" and et cetera. They also like to wear either all white or black with some pink mixed in and then have a they/them pin (even though everyone refers to them with female pronouns irl), a massive bisexual flag on their back that they will swap out with an asexual flag next week because they think being a sexual minority throws a blanket over the fact they're still basic white bitches, and some furry item such as cat ears or a fox tail for good measure.

NUMBER 1: ANY FURRY ITEMS

Where do I start. Furries are fucking pests. They're taking over Roblox and nofuckingbody is doing anything or even slipping out a little "lol you're cringe". Furry haters are seeming to become a minority overshadowed by actual furries, furry fans, and "eh I don't mind furry" people. Now I'm going to try to hold in my sanity as I say this, but they act like a fucking alphabet soup of everything I hate, such as saying "Oop" and "I-", being a total grammar nazi when I make a typo, and then using the fucking Grampy Shittypants animation and these fucking horrifying anime-eyed neon dog heads. Being a furry is to an actual animal as is wearing blackface to a black person. Why would you dress up as something you can't and never will be? It's stupid and creepy and I feel bad for your family. It's also sad to believe that these furries are not just cringe obstacles blocking the freeway of pog based keanu chungus 69420 and are actual human beings outside of Roblox that require multiple doses of a source of energy to help them survive and may have a license to operate heavy machinery such as a car or plane or Turbo Pussy Fucker 9000. Long story short because I want to be done with this already; crucify furries.

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